Saturday, April 12, 2014

It's Time for Haiku

Day 12 of National Poetry Month

It's Time for Haiku
By Candace Shultz

It is 10 o'clock
at night and I still don't know
what I want to write.

My cold hands are poised
over the keyboard, waiting 
for thoughts to emerge.

I stare at the screen
as the cursor blinks on the
white page. I blink too.

It is 10:15
and I am still struggling
with all of my words.

I think about my
daughter's excitement over
the Easter Bunny.

I think about the
birds landing in my backyard
to eat the spiders.

It's 10:25.
I'm looking at a picture
of Bengal tigers.

I listen to my 
husband crunch on chips as he
plays a game on Steam.

I still taste the sour
cream and onion flavor from
my bag of Lay's chips

It is 10:30
and I am finished writing 
poetry tonight.



Friday, April 11, 2014

A Bird's Gift

Day 11 of National Poetry Month

A Bird's Gift
By Candace Shultz

A little blue bird
Lands on the brown fence
In my backyard. 
It rests for just a moment,
Then flies away,
Leaving a white stain in my grass.

Thursday, April 10, 2014

The Grumbles of a Hungry Woman

I wasn't feeling very inspired today, but I was feeling hungry. So for Day 10 of National Poetry Month I wrote about how frustrated I am by my diet.

The Grumbles of a Hungry Woman
By Candace Shultz

I want to eat a lot today
Instead of feeling hungry all day.
1200 calories isn't enough.
A prolonged diet is too tough.
I don't want to exercise anymore.
It just makes my body very sore.
Checking my weight makes me mad.
Weeks without progress make me sad.
These last ten pounds are clinging tight.
I'm ready to give up the fight.
I don't want to hop, hop, hop.
I just want to stop, stop stop!
And eat some chocolate.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Read a Book

It's Day 9 of National Poetry Month.


Read a Book
By Candace Shultz

Read a book, I say to you,
If you have nothing to do.
You say you are bored,
Yet those books are ignored.
A book will take you somewhere new.

You can climb a mountain or dive down deep
Or comfort the lady who doth weep.
You can battle trolls, giants, and ogres
Or visit Rome and wear some togas.
Soon you'll never want to sleep.

You'll find magic, romance, vampires too
And other creatures with skin that's blue.
You can learn to knit or fly a plane
Or find some help to keep you sane.
You can read a story or one that's true.

You can learn about history
Or pick up a new mystery.
Read about the nature of birds.
Read anything with words.
How about The Old Man and the Sea?

So when you say that you are bored,
Please don't leave those books ignored.
Expand your mind. Have some fun.
Read a book out in the sun.
And soon those books will be adored.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

I Am Not Fine

I followed NaPoWriMo's prompt for Day 8 of National Poetry Month: rewriting a famous poem with my own spin. I chose Langston Hughes' poem Life is Fine.


I Am Not Fine
By Candace Shultz

I went down to the basement,
I sat down on the floor.
I tried to see but couldn't
Because someone shut the door.

I stood up and I hollered.
I stumbled towards the stairs.
If I hadn't known where a flashlight was
I'd still be unawares.

It was Dark in that basement! It was dark!

I climbed to the kitchen
Ten stairs above the basement.
I opened the door to see
The ghost of my mean old aunt.

I turned around and hollered!
I ran back down the stairs!
If I hadn't opened the door
I'd still be unawares.

But she's so scary! She's so scary!

So since I'm still here sitting,
I guess I will just starve.
I could've run outside,
But I didn't have the nerve.

Because no one will hear me holler
And my life has gone awry,
My aunt will surely make me
Stay here until I die.

Let me out! Out from here! Let me out!

Monday, April 7, 2014

Blackout Poetry - Hurry

I joined another swap at swap-bot that involved writing blackout poetry. The theme for this poem is ENERGY. And since it is National Poetry Month, I decided to use it for today's post.

I based my blackout poem on L. Frank Baum's book The Wizard of OZ, more specifically page 88.



My poem is titled "Hurry."



This is how I imagine the poem would look if I'd written it out.


Hurry
By Candace Shultz

"Hurry," he said.

She forgot 

where

she was

and fell fast asleep.

He was troubled.
He bounded forward
as fast as he could
and picked up the dog,
then made for the sand.

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Nursery Rhymes

My husband told me to write a nursery rhyme, so I attempted two. I based my rhyming scheme and rhythm on nursery rhymes like Little Miss Muffet and Jack and Jill.


Daisy the Lion
By Candace Shultz

Daisy the lion
Just wouldn't stop crying.
She stubbed her pinky toe.
A mouse scurried by,
Bravely gave comfort a try,
And wrapped her paw in a bow. 

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Lily the Child
By Candace Shultz

Lily the child
Went very wild
And ran around the room.
Her mom calmed her down
With a fierce frown
Until Lily yelled, "Vroom vroom!"